Ostrich

Talking about her Isla Vista Halloween and the guy she met there last year -- who didn't recognize her at first this year -- and his new girlfriend.

Clem: ...and we were (close your ears) taking shots (me, him, and Tyler) and taking pictures and stuff

Me: Did he not recognize you because of the (row row row your boat) shots?

Clem: She walked in and looked pissed off, so I got out of the picture real fast and said "Hey! We were just about to (ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT) pour another round, do you want to join?"

Clem: But then on Saturday she was friendly. I think Tyler talked to her or something. On Saturday she found us a bathroom at a party and I gave her a hair tie so basically we're best friends now. Haha.

Me: Girls.


Of course, I'm more inclined to bury my head in the sand about her going to IV Halloween rather than doing shots.