Are you frickin' kidding me?!

a) Don't apply for a position when you're not willing to except a salary that is higher than the maximum advertised.

b) When being offered the position, don't negotiate for a higher salary where you are, decline the offer and say that you're staying where you are (after 8 hours of shining me on) and then complain to your friends that you wanted the job, but the salary was too low. Basically blaming me for not offering more once you've said that you're staying where you are.

c) Don't say that you're interviewing for something "more stable" when it all comes down to money