Simon LeBon

I cannot believe that I ever had a crush on Simon LeBon. Granted, it was probably 1981 and I was six, but still. I flipped over to the special on Duran Duran that was on TV last night. It was painful. To see a man in his mid-forties prancing onstage like he's...some topical twenty-something rocker. Ouch. And, may I just say that the messy hairstyle that seems so popular these days looks ridiculous, but put it on a 46 year old man trying to recapture his youth and, again painful. Not to say that the other band members weren't as painful to look at; don't get me started on the Taylors and Nick Rhodes.

I get to go to court tomorrow to evict another tenant. Wish it weren't so close to Christmas, but it's amazing the stories that this woman can come up with. I haven't received any money since October. Now she's worried because one of her teenagers ran away again and if they move she's afraid that her daughter won't be able to find them. She was supposed to send me $150, a rental verification form, and call me after her appointment with County Welfare. I didn't get the money or the form and she didn't call me. I started the eviction. She called me after the summons was served on her. Her car was repossessed so she couldn't make her appointment at County Welfare for help with the rent and the $150 she was going to send to me was stolen from her purse. Something she didn't want to tell me because I'd think she was making up stories. Hmm, ya think?

"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding."