Pedophile Crucifixtion

I made way too many potatoes with the corned beef on Saturday. So many that I made potato salad on Sunday and ended up with about 5 lbs of it. Guess what I'm eating right now?

My friend called me at 9:30 last night so I knew something was wrong...my phone doesn't ring past 8:00. My former bossman's dog died. Was hit by a car. His wife called my friend to ask what to do, but my friend had the flu and was too busy puking. By the time she called them back, they had taken the dog in to the vet and he was DOA. My friend said that bossman couldn't even talk to her, passed the phone to his wife. She was pretty emotional since she witnessed the whole thing and was home alone. Leash your dogs.

When his wife came in to work today, she came by my office, unfortunately, nosy receptionist (NR) was in here bugging me. When she asked if I heard the news from my friend and I said yes, NR asked, "What news?" I could tell that she was very close to tears before she even asked me if I knew. I could have kicked NR. So when she told NR, I handed her a tissue and quickly changed the topic to work-related stuff. I knew that if I didn't, NR would bombard her with questions.

Today's title comes from the comedy stylings of Christopher Titus. Should be the answer to the Catholic Church's alter boy issues.