I got a Wii! First store I went in! I need special everything and can't hook it up!

My TV is too old and of course the satellite DVR receiver doesn't have a/v in connections, only out. I thought that I was smart and went to Radio Shack for an a/v selector. My connectors on the receiver and TV are the pin things, (technical term) not the S-Video or phono plugs so I can't use the selector for now.

I think I've decided to see if I can find someone to pay to come over to just make it work. I'm getting a little nervous. Especially since after I did something, I had to fiddle with the TV to make it work.

No Wii for me. :( Pity me.