I went out to my dad's last night for dinner and as we were watching TV, I thought that I recognized the guest star on the sitcom. I was positive. I looked it up and it wasn't who I thought. I had to tell my dad that he was *shudder* right...even though I still couldn't tell you the difference between who it was and who I thought it was. They're the same in my head.

The response I got from my dad this morning:

You're an idiot. First for not recognizing the obvious difference between actresses, and B, for doubting valuable wisdom doled out by your omnipotent Dear Old Dad.

So, I had to send him back:

I'd be more apt to believe you if you were my omniscient Dear Old Dad. Imbecile.